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+#!/bin/python3
+"""
+Nexy's magic changelog linkifier script! Linkify that changelog! Make it clickable!
+The masses LOVE being able to click things!
+
+Usage:
+
+    python3 bin/linkify-changelog.py
+
+Assumes CHANGELOG.md is in the current directory.
+Will not write if subsequent calls to linkify would change the output (to avoid nested linkification).
+"""
+import os
+import re
+import shutil
+
+
+def linkify(text: str) -> str:
+    # ARCANE REGEX RUNES I CALL UPON THEE TO LINKIFY MY SHIT! GO!
+    # Linkify issues and PRs
+    reformatted = re.sub(
+        r"\(#(\d{4})\)",
+        r"([#\1](https://forgejo.ellis.link/continuwuation/continuwuity/pulls/\1))",
+        text
+    )
+    # Linkify MSCs
+    reformatted = re.sub(
+        r"([^\[])(MSC(\d{4}))([^\]])",
+        r"\1[\2](https://github.com/matrix-org/matrix-spec-proposals/pull/\3)\4",
+        reformatted
+    )
+    return reformatted
+
+
+def main():
+    with open("CHANGELOG.md") as fd:
+        changelog = fd.read()
+
+    linkified = linkify(changelog)
+    # verify that double-writes are idempotent
+    linkified2 = linkify(linkified)
+    assert linkified == linkified2, "Double-linkification was not idempotent!"
+
+    try:
+        os.mkdir("out")
+    except FileExistsError:
+        pass
+    shutil.copy("CHANGELOG.md", "out" + os.sep + "CHANGELOG.md.old")
+    with open("CHANGELOG.md", "w") as fd:
+        fd.write(linkified)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()